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SAVE THE DATE!
Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke”
How to have a successful career without ever
having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo
Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs
of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of Looters”
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft
The White House “Semantics Committee” MeetingGeneral vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” As “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
“Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you!“
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
Somebody spent a lot of premium time putting this agenda together.
Don’t let it go to waste.