Save the Date!

Save the Date!

A Friend sent this to me, thought it was funny.
SAVE THE DATE!

Democrat Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM

 

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM

 

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM

 

Address on “Being the Real You”

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

 

“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke”

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

 

How to have a successful career without ever 

having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

 

Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo

Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM

 

Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs

of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM

 

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology “Alternative Shoppers” instead of Looters”

7:30 PM

 

Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM

 

The White House “Semantics Committee” MeetingGeneral vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” As “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”

9:00 PM

 

“Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times

With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

 

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

 

Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”

Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren

11:00 PM

 

Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

 

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

 

Somebody spent a lot of premium time putting this agenda together. 

Don’t let it go to waste.

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9 thoughts on “Save the Date!

  1. Peter Blom

    Hilarious!

  2. alm3texas

    Hilarious and truthful. Love it!

  3. Chia Cha

    Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
    Sorry, that is fact.
    Businesses does not create jobs. Consumer demand does. Everything else creates wrong jobs, like private businesses do right now.

    1. Embrey

      I disagree Chia. I believe that you believe that. Misallocated capital is what we are experiencing in the American economy. Central planners cannot help but award grants etc to undeserving parties to grow their power. If central planners ever learned to allocate the money to the people who would maximize its return then you might be onto something.
      Where do your consumers’ money come from? This is not the chicken and the egg (which comes first?).
      In economy, jobs come first. Who initiates jobs? People with money, or access to it, that bring to reality through capital investment. These businesses figure out what people with disposable income need and attempt to deliver it with varying degrees of quality/value. If the business owner (and other business owners) do well enough providing their product or service, the beneficiaries are the owner and the employees who have gained certain skills/insights specific to that particular market. In this way, upward pressure is placed on wages/salaries. With enough competition (in a free market) prices will fall. This becomes beneficial to the consumer who is then able to have more disposable income. Without jobs there are no consumers.

      I think your mindset (communist) is blinded by the fact that the entire capitalistic engine is primed originally by people with capital or access to it. Even in the US we have people who concern themselves with WHY DOES THAT PERSON GET TO HAVE POWER JUST BECA– USE THEY ARE ENDOWED WITH A BUNCH OF MONEY RELATIVE TO THE MAJORITY OF THE PUBLIC? I would like to hear specifically what you know capitalists cannot see because it is the only paradigm they have ever understood.
      I fear you will never be accept that that is the natural law. Ask Darwin.

  4. Robi

    Brilliant and hysterical :))))))

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